How important does a person have to be before they are considered
>>assassinated instead of just murdered?
>>
>
>>
>> Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a
> "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
>>
>>
>> Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you
> were buried in for eternity?
>>
>>
>> Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
>>
>>
>> What disease did cured ham actually have?
>>
>>
>> How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it
> would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
>>
>>
>> Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake
> up every two hours?
>>
>> If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
>>
>> Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
>>
>>
>> Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
>>binoculars to look at things on the ground?
>>
>> Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to
> see you naked anyway.
>>
>> Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural
>>
>>Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
>>horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
>>
>>
>> Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
>>
>>
>> If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
>>coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
>>
>>
>> Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
> They're both dogs!
>>
>> If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why
>>didn't he just buy dinner?
>>
>> If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
>>vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
>>
>>
>> Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
> >tune?
>>
>>
>> Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
>>
>> Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere,
> but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
>>
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