He said . . .. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've
got nothing to put in it. She said .. . You wear pants don't you?
He said .. . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . That's a good idea - you stand by the
ironing board while I sit on the sofa.
He said . . .. What have you been doing with all the
grocery money I gave you?
She said . Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
On a wall in a ladies room . .. "My husband follows
me everywhere" Written just below it . " I do not"
Q.How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the
world does it take to do the dishes?
A.Both of them.
Q.How does a man show that he is planning for the
A.He buys two cases of beer.
Q.What is the difference between men and government
A.The bonds mature.
Q..Why are blonde jokes so short?
A.So men can remember them.
Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of
A.We don't know; it has never happened.