1. It looks pretty
2. It matches all colours and decor
3. Humongous spiders are easily spotted
4. Because they’re white, no one will ever sit on them
5. You’ll never enjoy a snack or a glass of wine in front of the TV anymore
6. Killing spiders on it is tricky as they leave huge stains
7. By killing spiders on sofa, sofa becomes tainted and can never be sat on again due to spider contamination
8. Spiders starts to flourish even more so as they realize they’ve finally found a safe spot
9. To be able to afford bleach you would have to get a second job, good thing is because of the spider contamination, you’ll never consider touching the sofa ever again even if it means washing it.
10. You learn sofas become an unnecessary object in your life and you were happier when you lived on the floor.