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You must have kids!!!! You must pass your wit and sheer brilliance to someone else. You must provide your friends here endless hours of amusement picking fun, laughing and calling you names. You must become a grandmother and wear floral dresses, and bright red lipstick and blueish white hair. We must all grow old together, till we "sniff, sniff" pass away quietly with our heads on the keyboard, "sniff" giving and receiving kind remarks and advise, "sniff" from each other!!! Bah! wah! wah!! siff, sniff!!!

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You are such stuff as dreams are made of. Dreamer, pretend-land isn't the same without you. Put your roses down and come play.

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Dear sweet Dreamer, we miss you when your back is turned, so that is why a full frontal attack is sometimes in order!!! I just love to read your type written words.

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you all take my name in vain. Elise, you have clearly been zoned out or have inhaled too many paint fumes: if anyone is likely to be on the wrong end of a leash it could only be Aan, the impetuous one. Don't you remember her barking and snapping at Landy?

For my own part, I would not trouble myself to hold the boss's end of the leash were Aan at the business end: I would simply muzzle her and pen her up behind 7 or 8 feet of chainlink fence where she could do little harm and would wear herself out after a few hours of throwing herself against the fence.

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I thought more of a Rabies infected human, but your visual is nice too :D

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....I can just picture her on a leash, I thought of Return of the Jedi, when Princess Leia choked Jabba the Hut with that chain, and his eyes rolled in back of his head, and his 10 ft. tongue rolled out of his foaming mouth!! Is that kinda how you see her? How cute is that!!!

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Having Dreamer on a leash is a very tempting idea, it'd be amusing to see her eyes rolled into the back of her head. Making fun of her mail order degrees would be excellent Sunday night fun, poor thing that would put her right into a straightjacket.

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....possible to adopt beyond your age, but not above your intellectual mentality. Now that would obviously rule me out. But what about Dreamer or Decor 8? Neither are afraid of spiders, and probably wouldn't mind rolling around on the hay a bit. Inquire, will you?

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I'd like know if it's possible to adopt above your own age? I'd like for you to be my protege, but keep in mind, I might forget you in a store, so it is mandatory that you would know how to make a phone call.

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