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Did I get your attention?

Not a casting agent silly. My occupation is not in the least "artsy". That is why I need this outlet for the creative side of my personality...

While I was looking at your table (which I will get to) I saw a mysterious, attractive blonde woman, with a slightly superior expression, inexpicably skulking around the "Returns" area - right where I said I would be! I gave her a moment to say "Hi", but she wouldn't take the bait. I just couldn't bring myself to lick her ear.

Anyway, I think you would be disappointed with the table. Too industrial looking, not of very good quality. Saw another, espresso-stained pine coffee , with a small drawer that I did like, for $189.00. It is NOT in the catalogue. I liked it, it had kind of an "uptown beachy" look. I will be going back to Ikea soon, maybe on the weekend and will try hard to remember to bring my digital camera.

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My office is not in my home. I am actually at my office now! I admit I am addicted to the forum - I come to work in the middle of the night and sit down at the computer and log in!

Artsy works from home... at least most of the time.

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Didn't she say you would be disappointed when you did find out what she does...But VIP at the Juno's? I don't see it....

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I don't think Artsy is right though, about you. A bureaucrat with no pension plan and a home office? Snort.

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University students here finished their exams a couple of weeks ago, I think. Those liberal courses always are loosey-goosey about project submission dates... you know, you can get extensions based on bad Karma or because your moon is in Uranus or something.

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to be a football player herself hehe. Faboulous has been 80's popstar gone football player? no...
But she would be busy now too, with marking papers and projects, no....Hm...fall...Why are you busy in fall....

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I suppose.

My guesses are based on her bulb reason.. fall is not a good time of year for her to be planting... what could that mean except she is too busy in fall? Teachers and football players are busy in fall.

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Never!
And only shop in what's available here over on the dark side?
There was once an Ikea here...I go there to mourn often as time permits.

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My guesses are art teacher at a post-secondary level, football player or kept woman.

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I say you ought to switch allegiance. To heck with the Swedes. I guess they have enough customers and don't need you anyway.

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From what I understand from my pretend friends in high places.

I think Artsy is either A: Graphic Designer, B: Illustrator (same thing?) or C: An Architect, or just married to Corey Hart....

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You can't order what's not in the catalogue. I even complained to them on grounds of being Scandinavian, there are certain needs that have to be met. They weren't sympathetic to what I considered to be my "right".

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is that some sort of code?

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I will take a picture. If you like it, surely you can still order the thing, catalogue or no?

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Then how the heck am I going to get my hands on it if it isn't in the catalogue...Ah, how I hate it when Ikea fails me. Thanks for looking, can't trust those buggers.

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