Two business men in Edmonton are sitting in their soon to be new store...As yet, the store isn't ready - only a few shelves are set up.
One says to the other, "I bet any minute now a Newfie is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling"
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when sure enough a curious Newfoundlander walks to the window, has a peak and asks, "What're ya sellin here, byes?"
One of the men (being a smart a$$) replies.."Oh! we're selling a$$holes here."
Without skipping a beat, the Newfie says "Well I see you're doing really good, you've only got two left!"