Step 1: Get the turkey out of the fridge.
Step 2: Open a bottle of wine. Drink a glass.
Step 3: Put the turkey in the oven.
Step 4: Have another glass of wine.
Step 5: Set the oven at 375 degrees.
Step 6: Have some more wine.
Step 7: Turn. Oven..the on.
Step 8: Take another wine of drinkey.
Step 9: Turk the bastey.
Step 10: Wine another bottle of get.
Step 11: Stick the turkey in a thermometer.
Step 12: Glass your self…o pour of wine.
Step 13: Bake the wine for four hours.
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey.
Step 15: Floor the turkey up off the pick.
Step 16: Turk the carvey.
Step 17: Go get your self another wottle of bine.
Step 18: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey.
Step 19: Bless the saying pass and eat out.