A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the
Dining room table:
"To My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54
Years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I Value
you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this letter, I hope That you
will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending The evening
with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please Don't be
upset - I shall be back home before midnight." When the man came home
late that night, he found the following Letter On the dining room table:
"My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my Being 54
Years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you That you
are also 54 years old!. As you know, I am a math teacher at Our Local
College. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I
Will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is
Also the Assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your
secretary, is 18 years old.
As a Successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of Math,you
will understand that we are in the same situation, although with
One small difference. 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into
18 ...
Therefore, I will not be back home until sometime tomorrow." :)
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Good answer
That's so funny :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
that's good :biglol:
ROTFLMAO.........that's flippin' hilarious....LOL