no offense to any blondes :)
The "Crazy"
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not
allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then
he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down from
the ceiling and made funny noises. My coworker (who's blonde) asked me
what I was doing?
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss
would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off. A few minutes
later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?" I
told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go
home and recuperate for a couple of days." I walked out of the office.
When my coworker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss said to her,
"And where do you think you're going?"
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"
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The brunette, the redhead and the blonde have all been sentenced to die by firing squad. They get the brunette and line her up against the wall. The commanding officer yells READY! AIM! and the brunette yells TSUNAMI!!!! In panic, the soldiers all run for their lives and the brunette escapes. Finally they pull themselves together and bring out the redhead, who has been watching from inside her cell. So the commander yells READY! AIM! and she yells TORNADO!!!! and again they all scatter and she escapes. Now the blonde has seen both of these narrow escapes, so when she is led out, she already has a plan in place. The commander yells READY! AIM! and she yells...
FIRE!!!!! :biglol:
I meant this as a new thread, will try and do something with it now !
You know how they say that if you keep something long enough, it will come back into style??? well, IT HAS FINALLY HAPPENED !!
I have a really really really old comforter, brown background with pink flowers, I hate it, hate it :hurl: ; I use a cover on it all the time; I got the Ikea mini-catalogue/flyer-thing today, bedroom version, and there is a room near the back that has my comforter pattern as drapes :hurl:
MUST finally get a new comforter . . .
is good, I have had way too many laughs on here the last few days no, wait a minute, you can't get way too many laughs :biglol: :biglol: :biglol: :biglol:
:laugh: I like that one :laugh: :laugh: