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Yes! and don't forget the kitchen towels. I got one wack with those in my eye once!! Played it up for all it was worth. Also soap suds from the sink, and an onion once too. Mange cakes reading this must think what the hell!! but I wouldn't trade my mom for anything in the entire universe, well maybe a nice calamari salad with Retsina on a little Greek harbour, I might give her up for a couple of weeks for that!

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Constance

I don't think I did you justice, but it was fun trying. Don't forget the wooden spoon. I swear, I am 30-something and the "ca-chunk" noise my Mom's utensil drawer makes when she opens it still makes me jump up and run for cover...

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No wonder my ears were pounding at work yesterday! Thank god you all had the hindsight to let a Greek impersonate me and not a mange cake!! Thanks Constance, well done!! Try using a spatula next time works like a charm too, especially with the grease still on it.

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So Dh's cormb isn't going to work then eh? Bugger!!

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something isn't sitting right...Perhaps the pounding men inside my head??
Good night all!
I'd love to be your maiden dressed in white Dyn!
:D

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Constance

Its got to be a paddle brush. Much more aerodynamic...

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Anonymous

sorry, are you Elise? Is this a trick?
A frightening resemblance...
I will go find my biggest brush, I am not comfortable with this...eerie...

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DecorGirl

Still trying to convince hubby that having a third is a good idea but he's not buying it! You're right though...less time on here wouldn't hurt huh? Where is that support group??

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Anonymous

Good night all:) Thanks for the fun...talk to everyone tomorrow:)

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nice chatting with you too:D;) see you tomorrow...sleep tight, I know I won't:)

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Constance

Quote:
[i]Originally posted by DecorGirl [/i]
[B]Okay so I'm desperate to decorate a girls bedroom too...what do you want? lol [/B]

If you want to decorate a girls room, more time with partner and less time on board might help... hehehe... ;)

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DecorGirl

I'm off to bed...it's way past my bed time.

Thanks for letting me chat...it's been fun!

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Constance

Quote:
[i]Originally posted by dy'n 2 decor8 [/i]
[B]Try beating someone while they are in a headlock & 1 finger is up their nose , with your toe in their ear, with your left foot up their tush...[/B]

Does the human body even bend that way???

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Foxxy

I have found this year more in the house than other springs. I found something for the ants, a liquid stuff by Raid but the beighy spiders I hate.

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Constance

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[i]Originally posted by AAN [/i]
[B]Montreal bagels? Ok!!! You know... This is a discussion me and my eurotrash self will not get involved in! :D[/B]

But AAN, one (wo)man's trash is another (wo)man's treasure!!! :D

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but more violence is needed to be very effective as elise:D Try beating someone while they are in a headlock & 1 finger is up their nose , with your toe in their ear, with your left foot up their tush...:Dwell you get it, maybe some plastic wrap...

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she could dress as the company angel:D Though I don't know how we would keep that halo on her she's always twitching:D

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Constance

Doesn't appear to be on tonight. So (in my best soap opera announcer voice) tonight playing the role of "Elise" is Constance. Here goes:

"Sorry I'm late but I was running from a licking spider that left 40 pounds of hair on my bathroom floor, I couldn't find my trusty slipper and I accidentally locked myself in my tower. Now that I'm here, how dare anyone think a hairbrush is better than a slipper!""

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Foxxy

there is a bakery near here that uses a wood oven for baking them and with crean cheese, smoked salmon and capers they are so good.

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Montreal bagels? Ok!!! You know... This is a discussion me and my eurotrash self will not get involved in! :D

as you were.

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DecorGirl

you can be the spokesmodel...you can be our hottie in white...you would make a great contrast against the black hearse!

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DecorGirl

I buy the ones from Fortinos...the closest thing we can get to the real Montreal bagels but they are yummy and expensive at $6.60/dozen! I don't even let my hubby have one of my frozen bagels but for my offspring I might part with one...

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Constance, you are so right...not since I lived there have I had a good bagel :( There are no bagels like MTL bagels.....

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Sell the tickets? Shine your shoes? Throwing me away this easily. Well, shame on you! When the wicked witch is back, we'll see who's laughing and who's shining Elise's, uh, statues!

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Constance

Are the best when kids are cutting teeth. Tasty too. Only problem is that you can't get a decent bagel outside of Quebec. And yes, I am a bagel snob!

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Anonymous

where are you???? Left me already? Do I need to call in your understudy?:D

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Anonymous

you are in!! Creative director:D plus with your energy we will be rich...no one can keep up with the speed you get things done at...;)

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Foxxy

I will call around to see if they have it here.

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Constance

Still laughing. I love the slogan! Can you just imagine pulling into the local Loblaws with a hearse? Imagine all of the espresso covered furniture you could stuff in there!

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Foxxy you are a guru already!!! yes they are sold only in salons....the manufacturers guarantee a full refund if not pleased...

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