>A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he
>hears:
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> >BUMP...
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> >BUMP...
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> >BUMP...
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> >Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the
> >image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the
>street
> >toward him.
> >
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> >BUMP...
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> >BUMP...
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> >BUMP...
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> >Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket
> >bouncing quickly behind him
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> >
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> >FASTER...
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> >FASTER...
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> >BUMP...
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> >BUMP...
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> >BUMP...
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> >He runs up to his door, fumbles with hi s keys, opens the door,
> >rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
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> >However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the
> >casket clapping
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> >clappity-BUMP...
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> >clappity-BUMP...
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> >clappity-BUMP...
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> >on his heels, the terrified man runs.
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> >Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His
> >heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing
> >gasps.
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> >With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
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> >Bumping and clapping toward him.
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> >The man screams and reaches for something, anything,
> >but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
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> >Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
> >
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> >and,
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> >
> >
> >(hopefully you're really ready for this!!!)
> >
> >
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> >
> >
> >The coffin stops!
:D :biglol: :biglol: :clapping:
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:biglol: :biglol: good one
smiles
janetc
roflmao - a really good one !
I must be slow this morning; I've been sitting, looking at the answer for a couple of minutes now; finally, got it!