I've learned that you cannot make someone like you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just a**holes.
I've learned it takes years to build up a trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof to destroy it.
I've learned you can get by on charm for about 15 min. After that you better have a huge willy or big boobs.
I've learned you should not compare yourself to others-they are more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you are finished.
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.
I've learned that no matter how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there better be money to take its place.
I've learned that 99% of the time when something is not working in the house, one of the kids did it.
I've learned that the people you care about in life the most are taken from you too soon, and the less important ones just never go away. :)
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