Jeff Foxworthy and Ontario

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If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling
through 36"of ice and sitting there all day hoping that

the food will swim by, you live in Ontario.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,
you live in Ontario.

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live
in Ontario.

If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone
who dialled a wrong number, you live in Ontario.

If "Vacation" means going south past London for the weekend,
you live inOntario.

If you measure distance in hours, you live in Ontario.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once,
you live in Ontario.

If you often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and
then back again, you live in Ontario.

If you can drive 110 KMH through 2 feet of snow during a raging
blizzard, without flnchin', you live in Ontario.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a
snowsuit, you live in Ontario.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are
filled with snow, you live in Ontario.

If you know all 4 seasons by: almost winter, winter, still
winter and road construction, you live in Ontario.

If your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next
to your blue spruce, you live in Ontario

If down south to you means Windsor, you live in Ontario.

If your 1st of July BBQ was moved indoors due to frost, you
live in Ontario.

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you
live in Ontario.

If you find 0 degrees "a little chilly", you live in Ontario.

If you actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your
Ontario friends, you live in Ontario.

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