Subject: Ultimate women's joke!>> >>> >>> > > >>> > > >A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with>her>> > > >girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy,>> > > >middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could>not>> > > >take her eyes off him.>> > > >>> > > >>> > > >The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and>walked>> > > >directly toward her. (As all men will.)>> > > >>> > > >>> > > >Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he>leaned>> > > >over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely>anything,>that>> > > >you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one>> > > >condition.">> > > >>> > > >>> > > >Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man>> > > >replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just>three>> > > >words.">> > > >>> > > >>> > > >The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then>slowly>> > > >removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the>man's>>hand>> > > >along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and>slowly>and>> > > >meaningfully said....>> > > >>> > > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > > >>> > > >"Clean my house."
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