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I just killed a centipede as big as my toaster. I'm sooo traumatized, Im contemplating sticking my head in the oven. There's no sleep for me tonight. What if this centipede laid eggs somewhere and a whole battalian of them hatch and crawl over my face at night when I sleep. One lick from one of these, and I'll need skin grafts. Well goodnight everyone, AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

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What a very refined way to get rid of bugs. However the bugs that you set free will now tell 20 friends, and those friends will tell 500 friends, that the worst thing that will happen to them is to get thrown out in a beautiful pink net. Then, you will have the charge of the bug brigade invading your house. A more "permanent" solution is necessary. It has to be known that whatever checks in to your house becomes wall juice.

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Dawn, you've inspired me! My hunt for a butterfly net begins today!! Although not pink- I fear it would clash with my hair:) Pinky Tuscadero chasing bugs is not good:D

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You get my vote for the Golden Keyboard Award for this submission. If there were such an award, that is!

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With MIL on phone and a new batch of wet clothes to go in the dryer, a friggin spider came up with the lint tray. How friggin normal is that???
Need I say I screamed ever so loud in MIL's ear I probably set her need for hearing-aid back ten years.

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get your licking insect or arachnid stories back on the D&D forum where I can find them for the soonest possible laugh!

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