i thought you'd appreciate this one..... :D
TORONTO TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART
@ +70 degrees Fahrenheit
Torontonians turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear. People in Ottawa go swimming in the Rivers.
@ +60 degrees Fahrenheit
Torontonians try to turn on the heat. People in Edmonton plant gardens.
@ +50 degrees Fahrenheit
Torontonians shiver uncontrollably. People in Ottawa sunbathe.
@ +40 degrees Fahrenheit
Italian & English cars won't start. People in Edmonton drive with the windows down.
@ +32 degrees Fahrenheit
Distilled water freezes. Ottawa River water gets thicker.
@ +20 degrees Fahrenheit
Torontonians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats. People in Edmonton throw on a flannel shirt.
@ +15 degrees Fahrenheit
Toronto landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Ottawa have the last cookout before it gets cold.
@ +10 degrees Fahrenheit
People in Toronto all die... Edmontonians lick the flagpole.
@ -20 degrees Fahrenheit
Torontonians fly away to Mexico. People in Ottawa get out their winter coats.
@ -40 degrees Fahrenheit
Toronto disintegrates. The Girl Guides in Edmonton are selling cookies door to door.
@ -60 degrees Fahrenheit
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic. Ottawa Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
@ -80 degrees Fahrenheit
Mt. St. Helens freezes. People in Edmonton rent some videos.
@ -100 degrees Fahrenheit
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Eskimos fans get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
@ -297 degrees Fahrenheit
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products. Cows in Eastern Ontario complain about farmers with cold hands.
@ -460 degrees Fahrenheit
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale). People in Edmonton start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
@ -500 degrees Fahrenheit
Hell freezes over. The Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup!
Oh well...there's always next year...oh wait...they've said that since 1967!!!!! :D ...and i know that next year you'll be true to your boys as i will be to mine...win or lose we're there with them...right mom!!!