i thought you'd appreciate this one..... :D
TORONTO TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART
@ +70 degrees Fahrenheit
Torontonians turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear. People in Ottawa go swimming in the Rivers.
@ +60 degrees Fahrenheit
Torontonians try to turn on the heat. People in Edmonton plant gardens.
@ +50 degrees Fahrenheit
Torontonians shiver uncontrollably. People in Ottawa sunbathe.
@ +40 degrees Fahrenheit
Italian & English cars won't start. People in Edmonton drive with the windows down.
@ +32 degrees Fahrenheit
Distilled water freezes. Ottawa River water gets thicker.
@ +20 degrees Fahrenheit
Torontonians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats. People in Edmonton throw on a flannel shirt.
@ +15 degrees Fahrenheit
Toronto landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Ottawa have the last cookout before it gets cold.
@ +10 degrees Fahrenheit
People in Toronto all die... Edmontonians lick the flagpole.
@ -20 degrees Fahrenheit
Torontonians fly away to Mexico. People in Ottawa get out their winter coats.
@ -40 degrees Fahrenheit
Toronto disintegrates. The Girl Guides in Edmonton are selling cookies door to door.
@ -60 degrees Fahrenheit
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic. Ottawa Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
@ -80 degrees Fahrenheit
Mt. St. Helens freezes. People in Edmonton rent some videos.
@ -100 degrees Fahrenheit
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Eskimos fans get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
@ -297 degrees Fahrenheit
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products. Cows in Eastern Ontario complain about farmers with cold hands.
@ -460 degrees Fahrenheit
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale). People in Edmonton start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
@ -500 degrees Fahrenheit
Hell freezes over. The Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup!
Oh well...there's always next year...oh wait...they've said that since 1967!!!!! :D ...and i know that next year you'll be true to your boys as i will be to mine...win or lose we're there with them...right mom!!!
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no i didn't see it...my brother played with Adam Graves in house league hockey in T.O
You have to have the faith. Did you see the Blue Jays game last night when they were interviewing Scott and Rob Neidermeyer from the Ducks DS#1 played on their team for 4 years when he was in Minor Hockey. they are really nice boys and Scott sure has cute kids.