No offense meant here. :)
WHY NEWFIES CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS ...
Joe and Bud are out in the woods hunting when suddenly
Bud grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Joe whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, " By t'undering Jesus, I think Bud is dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence...... and then a gun shot is heard.
Joe comes back on the line : "Okay, now what?"
Comment Guidelines
We welcome your feedback on Houseandhome.com. H&H reserves the right to remove any unsuitable personal remarks made about the bloggers, hosts, homeowners and/or guests we feature. Please keep your comments focused on decorating, design, cooking and other lifestyle topics. Adopt a tone you would be willing to use in person and do not make slanderous remarks or use denigrating language. If you see a comment that you believe violates any of the guidelines outlined above, please click “Alert a Moderator.” Thank you.
Good one...absolutely no offence taken!! I think I actually know these guys.. LOL
:D Mel
That's a really funny joke...LOL
a good one!:D
that is tooooooooo funny, thanks foxxy
smiles
janetc
I love it! and no offence taken, I lived with a Newfie family when I was a teenager, best christmas parties bar none!
Thanks for the laugh Foxxy :D