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:p Mel
hahaha......you're preaching to the choir :biglol:
Oh no..they'll be back..seriously...what straight men are gonna walk away from this place today?
:p Mel
I think we scared the men away...darn
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You ARE one of us Cat!!!!!
Something like 'eat your dinner, mommy is reading about fetahers, motorbikes and men in the buff'
yes you would and you know it!
i would :D
I could...or I could just say what I said "MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS!!"
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Not realy...I would never say that.
;) Mel
You could say 'mommies just reading how to clean the house, sweetheart, apparently kitty needs some excercise'
OK...apparently my short attention span got the better of me again...at least as far as this thread is concerned. LOL I forgot to check back after my comment to DBD.
Honestly....I am laughing so hard that my kids are looking at me like I'm a LOONEY!!!!! There's no way I can explain the source of my amusement to an 8 year old tho.
Crazy Gals!!!!
Couldn't stop laughing :biglol: ... you gals are way too funny.
My friend who is an ER nurse tels me all kinds of funny stories about what goes on there! I absolutely have to show her this exchange among y'all. Maybe it''ll give her some ideas of protocols that may be devised to follow, should "removal" of a feather duster be one of the emergencies they have to wrasp their heads around and respond to successfully.... in the very near future?
For those of you on a strict budget here is a frugal Swiffer alternative, also ostrich friendly.
1 - Find cat napping wherever.
2 - Pick up cat. Stretch it till its legs are fully extended, front and back.
3 - Grab cat's paws firmly in each hand. Invert cat so it hangs by its legs.
4 - Rub cat back and forth on a synthetic rug for several minutes to allow it's fur todevelop a healthy static charge.
5 - Firmly grasping cat - really firmly, now, - methodically pass cat over dusty venetian blind. You will notice the cats fur stand on end as it nears venetian blind. (You may also feel cat's teeth firmly lodged in your wrist, however, don't let this discourage you from continuing your blind cleaning)
6 - As you notice the static charge between cat's coat and blind dissipate, repeat Steps 4 and 5.
Finally, step back and admire your clean venetian blinds. You may also soon want to disinfect and bandage your wrist - in fact, this is recommended! (Rabies shot optional!)
Side benefit of the super-duper product, 'Spiffer'?
Good upper arm exercise, some aerobic component. Increased activity for your cat. Always available! Free!!! Self-cleaning......... :D
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all this for only $11.99 ? :confetti:
you know where i'll be going today ;)
Or emergency removal. Spending the night at ER trying to explain that you were only dusting ...you know those cobwebs, since dh is out gambing way too often lately.... :D
I can see you are a rookie. No, not the handle first. You have to think this through. Although the visual might be better with the feathers outside you need that handle to steer. Also consider which end might make a bigger impression should removal be attempted.
you are sooooooooooooooo bad! :biglol: :biglol:
smiles
janetc
i will never look at a feather duster the same way again! :biglol:
gotta love it!
smiles
janetc
handle first! :D
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well it is good to see the thelma and louise team back at it :clapping:
DBD..........and she made us think that she is such an innocent one...haaaaaaaaaaaa! :laugh:
i will never look at a feather duster the same way again! :biglol:
gotta love it!
smiles
janetc
who me? :D ...it's all Mel's fault....as usual!
OMG all she said is she bought a new duster and here we go turning into something else but then take a look at who brought it up.Some how I think this is where it was suppose to go or she wouldn't have mentioned it. BTW good to see you laugh again Mel I have missed that.
hahaha!....i love it!!.....i just may take your tip there DBD!...handle first? :biglol:
Yeah, DBD's perverted side is really starting to shine!! :D
Well well...DBD...didn't know you had it in ya girl!! LOL
Well I can tell you what that duster could be used for if your hubby continues to go out and leave you at home with no relief, and it wouldn't be for dusting.
ooops..........you are both hilarious :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
oh what the rumor that Mel and i are lovers?...oh shoot i wasn't supposed to confirm that one...:D
why do you think i bought a feather duster?...you know what feathers are for!
LOL...you know us better than that!! Bring on the rumors!!!!
Oh my..........here we go again :biglol: :laugh: :biglol: You two have to watch it, rumours could easily be started you know :laugh: :laugh:
sounds like a plan to me!...we'll hit the road and never look back!...i'm game!...lemme know where to pick you up!
OMG!!!! That would be WICKED!!!!! I should just stop in TO on the way back...you could pick me up in that yellow stang...and oh my...whatta time we would have!! We could have a real life "Thelma and Louise" kinda summer!! Minus the homocide..LOL. And no driving off a cliff at the end...just back home to the kids...you know..on second thought...the cliff sounds like a good option.
:biglol: Mel
well Mel!...lemme find someone to watch my kids this summer...yours are off to their dads...so you and me baby...no kids......how's that sound!....LOL