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So, I tried this experiment

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I slept on the couch last night strictly as a gatekeeper. I had to know where all the sounds came from. And what do I wake up to? Spiders on the walls. So, I will not be doing that again, and I will go shopping for a new house, scratch the beachy decor, I am getting a condo on top of the tallest building available.
I never should have bought white, I have to let all the spiders go!! They make an aweful mess. Very bad decision-making. Very bad idea to get furniture at all. Should have kept the rooms empty, easier to stalk the bugs.

I was having a nice chat with a bug peeking up behind my counter top in the kitchen last night, it's too bad he never got far enough to tell me where the rest of his family was. I should have waited before I killed.
So, now there will be no food in this house either, cooking stops here.

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You will be placed on the wall winding up to my tower!! It is where I keep my collection of whips, and pistols.

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.......my velcro strips as we speak, now where did I put my spray paint hot glue gun, feathers and glitter?

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make a nice shadow box for Newbie too eh, Elise? If she's going to be stuck on your wall, you might as well decorate her.

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If the 2 of us were to come upon a spider and you said that to me I'd harpoon you to the wall and kill it with the same harpoon!!!! Do you understand me?

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Buy, live in it, then rent it out when we move. Yes? I think perhaps we should, we might be here another year or possibly two. After that I can pay back to MY tenants for all the pain and suffering landy has put me through. Sort of a quid pro quo.

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Have you resigned yourself to live where the shopping is bad then, that you are considering buying a home? You must have confirmed that an Ikea will be opening there soon, or surely you would not make such a commitment.

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If I told my mother that I was going to live in a church she would pee her pants from happiness. No more endless supply of holy water to bless the house from the evil spirits lurking outside my door.

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If it's sheepskin you crave you have to come live with the Greeks. I have a nice selection hanging in my front closet.

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That's where I plan to put them, hey, steal away :D

Elise, I have been invited to mediation, me and the spiders, we will see what comes of that. In the meantime I have spotted a condo in a church that's for sale. No really, I have. We might put in an offer...I would prefer to have the whole church to myself, but what can you do.

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I guess the spider conventions are at your house this year. I really feel for you, can't you wrap the whole house in plastic wrap until they asphyxiate. It worked in my car. Or you can just say to hell with it and really go for a beachy theme, spiders and all.

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Ikea has them, I am getting two, for my cold feet and DH's ofcourse
:D They're 40 each, not bad :D

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:D I am sure Elise soon will suggest skinned spider fur :D
Let them destroy their computers, in the name of style, I say :D

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it does not agree with my delicate feet. Thanks for trying though, I find fox is too fake even when real. Can we do mink? I think I can settle for that....Truly, for such a grand presence at your abode, you worry about being pc?

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for someone so pure? Nooooo, i have a beautiful white/spotted fox waiting for you...;) Imitation of course- we must save the animals:D

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Did you get my sheepskin? I need my sheepskin at my feet. Then I will come for my throne.

I was contemplating leaving all the stuff behind....Start fresh and spiderless :D

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that you will have to move the boxes as you pack them...otherwise you will move the spiders with you?:D
Come live here..Dh would be thrilled & I have your throne ready:) (white porcelain0ok?)

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