Well boys and girls, I am sitting here eerily calm with 3 bottles of shampoo poured over my head after I discovered a spider on it. You see dear hearts I am deathly, deathly, afraid of the creepy crawleys and earlier as I was putting away some canned goods in the 4 ft. high cool room, one must have landed on my head!!!!
I felt a movement, brushed my hair, and sure enough it fell on my blouse( sorry, I have to vomit for a minute) Anyway, I beat the living crap out of my left breast, threw the classico against the wall, the wine smashed the window, I crushed the plastic mustard jar, slipped and I think broke my arm on the rolling apples, and clawed the skin off of my husband's face, while simultaneously ripping his right ear off and trying to stuff it up his nose, as he was trying to calm me down!!!! Boo hoo hoo, I think he called for the padded wagon to come take me away!!!!
How will I ever be normal again:(