tickle me Elmo

jenjen

Tickle Me Elmo
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which > makes the
Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the
arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she
reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM . The next day at
8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door The
Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new
employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the
whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line
behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so
the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there
the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all
over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of
Tickle Me Elmo's.

She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small
marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little
piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to
carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The
Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of
hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena .

"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight
face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you
yesterday... Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles. " If you
don't send this to five friends right away, there will be five
fewerpeople laughing in the world!

:D :D :D

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