ok no offence but it's sooooooooooooooooooo slow here!!!
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was
>>nicely made and everything was picked up.
>>Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed.
>>it was addressed, "Dad".
>>With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter
>>with trembling hands:
>>It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing this. I had to
>>elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you
>>I’ve been finding real passion with Barbara and she is so nice even
>>with all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight motorcycle clothes. but
>>it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant, and Barbara said that we will be
>> Even though you don't care for her as she is much older than I, she
>>already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the
>>She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my
>>dreams too. Barbara taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt
>>anyone and we'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with her
>>friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
>>In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for aids so
>>Barbara can get better; she sure deserves it!!
>>Don't worry dad, I’m 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
>>myself. Someday I’m sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know
>>your son, John
>>p.s. dad, none of this is true. I’m over at the neighbor's house.
>>I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my
>>report card that's in my desk center drawer.
>>I love you!
>>Call when it's safe for me to come home.